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T.O. Gets Some Of His Own Medicine

June 24th, 2009  |  Filed under: Jack's Sports

After making a career of belittling and betraying the quarterbacks he has played with, the guys who are basically the reason he ever gets the ball and as a result gets paid, Terrell Owens, the newest member of the Buffalo Bills gets a taste of his own medicine.

The first minute and a half you get to watch T.O. make a fool of himself and the last thirty seconds delivers the goods. Watch and find out.

While it is funny and certainly deserved by T.O. the model popping his ego balloon probably has her own extremely over-inflated ego making this a bittersweet moment for the average Joe’s…or Jack’s of the world.
After watching it again it’s still funny watching this spoiled supermodel tear down the man with one of the biggest ego’s in America and reduce him to a little boy….and she got him with his own type of antics.

A father in the Washington D.C. area is desperate to get rid of his Cocker Spaniel…

“My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.” Source

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Ed McMahon, the loyal “Tonight Show” sidekick who bolstered boss Johnny Carson with guffaws and a resounding “H-e-e-e-e-e-ere’s Johnny!” for 30 years, died early Tuesday. He was 86.

McMahon died shortly after midnight at Ronald Reagan UCLA Medical Center surrounded by his wife, Pam, and other family members, said his publicist, Howard Bragman.

Bragman didn’t give a cause of death, saying only that McMahon had a “multitude of health problems the last few months.”

Source: AP

Girl Killed by Twitter

June 22nd, 2009  |  Filed under: Daily Post, Jack's Crazy News

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A teenage girl was electrocuted after dropping her laptop into the bath as she twittered in the tub.

Police said they believed Maria Barbu, 17, had tried to plug in her laptop with wet hands after the battery died during a long session on social networking site Twitter as she took a soak at her home in Brasov, central Romania.

She was found dead by her parents with the laptop lying next to her. Source

Cubs and Sox fans hang out at Bernie’s Tavern to watch the game! It was canceled due to rain but the party and duels between opposing fans went on!

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Or you might end up looking like this….supposedly she only asked for 3 stars but ended up with 56 after she woke up.

Rouslan Toumaniantz said today that Kimberley Vlaminck ‘absolutely’ agreed she wanted 56 stars tattooed on the left side of her face.

But now the 18-year-old is suing Toumaniantz, claiming she had asked him for only three stars – and had fallen asleep during the procedure, waking up to a nightmare in her Belgian hometown of Courtrai. Full Story

Sleeping during a small tattoo? Sounds more like her parents freaked out so she changed the story.

Monkey Held at Knife Point

June 18th, 2009  |  Filed under: Daily Post, Jack's Crazy News, WTF

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Onlookers at the Calgary Zoo were shocked Tuesday when a western lowland gorilla picked up a knife and pointed it at a troop mate, then placed it on a chair for the keepers to remove.

None of the gorillas was hurt in the incident, but it startled the 20 or so visitors–including children–who watched the scene unfold around 10:40 a. m. at the outdoor exhibit. Full Story

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Beer Box Bandit: A man wearing an empty Bud Light carton on his head walked into a convenience store in Lincoln, Neb., early Monday and demanded cigarettes. Police said he wrapped something around his hand, suggesting he was armed, but never showed a weapon. He got away with nine packs of smokes but dropped the box, which was being checked for fingerprints.

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Cubs vs Sox: How much do you know?

June 18th, 2009  |  Filed under: Daily Post, Jack's Sports

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Amaze your friends! Wow your family!

Win that bet with that know-it-all sitting next to you!

For Facts, Click Here

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(June 17) — Tom Feddor racked up 170 parking ticket notices in the last two years — but his car was not even present at the scenes of the alleged infractions.Feddor is not a rogue city driver. He’s the holder of a unique license plate number that became the target of a Chicago Department of Revenue glitch, the Chicago Tribune reported.
It turns out parking attendants had been using the number 0 as a test case for new electronic ticketing devices. They had no idea that 0 was an actual assigned plate number nor that it belonged to Feddor and that he was receiving the phony tickets.The city is taking measures to ensure registered plate numbers are no longer used for test cases. Feddor will receive refunds on any mistaken tickets he has already paid.

For Full Story, Click Here.


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