At 7am this morning, Chicago police responded to a theft at Millenium Park. It seems at some point last night, someone stole an ATM from the Park Grill next to the Bean.

You didn’t read that wrong.  Last night, someone was able to get into an ATM vestibule and steal the entire machine.  Not just a couple bucks… they took the ENTIRE thing.  Police are still unsure how they managed to drag the machine away, but the perpetrators managed to do it without alerting security or setting off any alarms.

Police are busy reviewing the tapes to see how someone could’ve pulled this off, but we’re pretty sure ninjas are to blame.  It’s the only logical answer.