[Huffington Post] Beer Pong. It has become a staple on college campuses and acceptable behavior at Bears tailgates. But apparently, the game can also be a battleground for disease.

Earlier this year, a similar story exploded on the internet linking increase playing of Beer Pong on college campuses to a rise in oral Herpes from college students. The story turned out to be a fabrication with absolutely no CDC report ever coming out detailing this research. But there was still merit to the story as the use of shared cups, dirty ping pong balls, and overall hygenic practices at college being easy ways to transmit pathogens between students.

With the Swing Flu scare in full swing, officials at Rensselaer Polytechnic Institute sent out an email warning students to avoid playing the frat house game to curb the H1N1 epidemic on campus. The school already has 21 swine flu cases on campus with 7 of those students now in isolation rooms.

Ever wonder what happens to all the empty beer cans after a party? Below are 25 things created from beer cans:

“Stephen Fry and zoologist Mark Carwardine head to the ends of the earth in search of animals on the edge of extinction” …. and get sexually assaulted by them.

We really hope “you just got shagged by a rare parrot” becomes an internet catchphrase like “boom goes the dynamite” and “charlie ate my finger”.

We reported earlier on Denny’s new “Rockstar Menu” available exclusively between 10pm and 5am including kitchen creations from Los Lonely Boys, Hoobastank, Jewel, and Rascal Flatts.

Well, the 104.3 Jack FM investigative reporting team refused to stop there and delved deaper to discover a couple failed Denny’s Allnighter plates from some of our favorite musicians*.

*Jack FM does not in fact have an investigative reporting team.

Foreigner’s “Dirty White Boy Special”

Adopted from their hit song of the same name, The Dirty White Boy was pitched as a working class meal for the late night rocker. The plate consisted of chicken wings soaked in bacon grease, topped with mayo, ketchup, and BBQ sauce. It can be served Hot Blooded or Cold As Ice. If you want to see Foreigner live and not eat their food, we’ve got tickets.

Bono’s 3rd World Feast

Jack’s favorite over-the-top altruist Bono offered Denny’s a plate to “force people to recognize impoverished groups in the 3rd World”. While execs saw huge room for profit in charging people for an empty plate, they decided the costumers might not be too happy.

JBJ’s PB&J

Jon Bon Jovi was more than happy to take time out of his busy schedule to create a late night snack for the fine people at Denny’s. His pitch was a simple PB&J Sandwich, something he always enjoyed back in the ’80s. Denny’s loved the idea until they realized he actually wanted to use a serve a sandwich he made in 1988 because he had failed to create anything new since then.

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Who hasn’t been there before? It’s after midnight, you’re driving home from a concert, and the only thing that can satisfy the hunger in your bones is a Grand Slam. Denny’s has long been considered America’s favorite place for a post-concert meal and now they have new a new late-night menu to go along with it.

Hoobastank – The Hooburito

Like my Mom always said, it’s what is on the inside that counts. So while the name “hooburrito” sounds like an epic sneeze attack, what is wrapped inside of that tortilla is pure deliciousness: spicy chicken, BBQ sauce, and pepperjack cheese.

Los Lonely Boys – The Texican Burger

It looks pretty much like you’d expect a Texas burger to look: spicy, tangy, and over-sized.

Jewel – Acoustic Smoked Chicken Quesadilla

Perfect for eating in your car! (Get it? Because she lived in her car. Hilarious.) It has everything a good quesadilla should have, we’re just puzzled as to what makes it “acoustic”. And why Jewel is part of something called a “Rockstar Menu”.

Rascal Flatt’s – Unstopable Breakfast

We wouldn’t expect anything less than a “heart attache on a plate” from Country music’s boy band. Biscuit, country fried steak, eggs, cheese, bacon, and gravy. Oh yeah, and there are hashbrowns.

While these picks may be appettizing, we also found some not-so-amazing meals from JACK FM artists.