We reported earlier on Denny’s new “Rockstar Menu” available exclusively between 10pm and 5am including kitchen creations from Los Lonely Boys, Hoobastank, Jewel, and Rascal Flatts.

Well, the 104.3 Jack FM investigative reporting team refused to stop there and delved deaper to discover a couple failed Denny’s Allnighter plates from some of our favorite musicians*.

*Jack FM does not in fact have an investigative reporting team.

Foreigner’s “Dirty White Boy Special”

Adopted from their hit song of the same name, The Dirty White Boy was pitched as a working class meal for the late night rocker. The plate consisted of chicken wings soaked in bacon grease, topped with mayo, ketchup, and BBQ sauce. It can be served Hot Blooded or Cold As Ice. If you want to see Foreigner live and not eat their food, we’ve got tickets.

Bono’s 3rd World Feast

Jack’s favorite over-the-top altruist Bono offered Denny’s a plate to “force people to recognize impoverished groups in the 3rd World”. While execs saw huge room for profit in charging people for an empty plate, they decided the costumers might not be too happy.

JBJ’s PB&J

Jon Bon Jovi was more than happy to take time out of his busy schedule to create a late night snack for the fine people at Denny’s. His pitch was a simple PB&J Sandwich, something he always enjoyed back in the ’80s. Denny’s loved the idea until they realized he actually wanted to use a serve a sandwich he made in 1988 because he had failed to create anything new since then.

Motley Crue’s Dr. Feel Good Sampler

The Crue wanted to throw in their two cents with a sampler platter featuring deep fried Twinkies, gravy-coated bacon strips, and an unkown item they only referred to as “Mayonaise Poppers”. Denny’s did not feel that they could produce such an entree seeing as none of those items would make anyone who ate them “feel good” and more likely than not, force them to go to the doctor.

The George Thorogood Breakfast

Rocker George Thorogood’s breakfast item was almost instantly banned. Not because it wasn’t delicious, but due to the fact that it solely consisted of one bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.