When it comes to 80s Hair Rock, Poison is right up there with the best of them. But the video for their hit “Fallen Angel” takes it to a whole other level. There is more hair here than on this man’s back. We’re surprised CC is able to breathe through all that hair and double-y surprised Bret left the house that morning looking like Carmen San Diego.

Bonus points for the storytelling here. I haven’t seen a plot unravelled quite like this since last season on Rock of Love.